I’ve never been a charmer and got incredibly lucky that she ever even spoke to me in the first place. She thinks I’m this smooth talking experienced ladies man, and has no idea she’s the first girl to fall for my amazing pick-up line, “Do you have a boyfriend?” © TuoFox / Reddit
My nieces don’t like the aquarium. I just constantly took them there because I thought my now-girlfriend, who works there, was pretty and thought if she saw me constantly taking them it’d lead to us talking. © beefkingsley / Reddit
Our cat didn’t break the towel rack. I did. I was pretending to be fighting zombies and grabbed it and ripped this thing off the wall. I heard her coming to check out the noise and looked down at my cat. She came into the bathroom to me asking my cat, “Why did you think the towel rack could hold your weight? You silly cat!” © FandiBilly / Reddit
My husband loves talkative cats. When we first got our kittens I gave them a treat every time they made a meow or chirp. Since I was working from home they ended up becoming very vocal. He still goes on about how lucky we are to have such talkative cats on a weekly basis. © KasKat35 / Reddit

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