My son aged 8 asked, “How are dolphins like tomatoes?” I didn’t know. I have asked many people this question. None have gotten it. His answer, “A dolphin is a mammal that lots of people think is a fish, and a tomato is a fruit that a lot of people think is a vegetable.” © Peter / Quora
My nephew was 5 and looking at pictures of his mom from long before he was born.
He asked: “How come I’m not in these pictures?”
Mom: “You weren’t born yet, sweetie”.
He: “Was I in your tummy?”
Mom: “No, you hadn’t even been thought of yet.”
He considered that for a while and then said: “What would you have done if you needed me?” © Peter / Quora
My 3-year-old cousin was playing with me. I asked her a question, “What is the color of an apple?” And she replied, “Inside or outside?” © Pankaj Birat / Quora
Dad: “Don’t drink water in my mug. I have cold. You’ll get an infection.”
Me in childhood: “Okay! Then you drink in my mug. I don’t have a cold. You’ll also become fine.” © A Whimsical Kid / Quora
My boy, Max (6 y.o.), asked me: “Dad, when you get old. Do you have to marry a girl?”
Me: “Well... No.”
Max: “Cool, because I want to get a motorcycle.” © Urban Björkman / Quora
A few years ago, my younger brother and me were just taking a walk near our home. He was just 4 years old back then. When we came across a park he asked me, “Dogs can’t read English. Can they?” I was amused by the question and simply said “No,” and asked him why he got that doubt. He showed me the signboard at the entrance of the park which read “No entry for dogs.” © Santosh AK / Quora

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