15 Secrets That Internet Users Will Never Reveal to Their Significant Others

There shouldn’t be any secrets between partners. You can hear these words almost everywhere, but not all of us follow this principle. Still people are ready to tell their secrets online to complete strangers.

At CHEERY, we love secrets and mysteries, and we put together the most fascinating stories posted by Internet users.

• I’ve never been a charmer and got incredibly lucky that she ever even spoke to me in the first place. She thinks I’m this smooth talking experienced ladies man, and has no idea she’s the first girl to fall for my amazing pick-up line, “Do you have a boyfriend?” © TuoFox / Reddit
• My nieces don’t like the aquarium. I just constantly took them there because I thought my now-girlfriend, who works there, was pretty and thought if she saw me constantly taking them it’d lead to us talking. © beefkingsley / Reddit
• Our cat didn’t break the towel rack. I did. I was pretending to be fighting zombies and grabbed it and ripped this thing off the wall. I heard her coming to check out the noise and looked down at my cat. She came into the bathroom to me asking my cat, “Why did you think the towel rack could hold your weight? You silly cat!” © FandiBilly / Reddit
• My husband loves talkative cats. When we first got our kittens I gave them a treat every time they made a meow or chirp. Since I was working from home they ended up becoming very vocal. He still goes on about how lucky we are to have such talkative cats on a weekly basis. © KasKat35 / Reddit

• The reason I wasn’t hungry that one day in Dublin was because when I stayed behind to get ready while she waited in the lobby I ate the entire box of leftover chicken wings that we took home from the restaurant the day before. I ate 15 cold, oily chicken wings in about 5 minutes at 9 a.m. before heading out for breakfast. © TeeMannn / Reddit
• When I play video games and my wife isn’t here, I narrate what I do and respond to fake questions from a non-existant chat like I’m some kind of a big shot streamer. I even look at a fake camera when something happen. © Nightmare2828 / Reddit
• I know the word she’s looking for, but it’s more fun to hear her rattle off increasingly ridiculous, sometimes made up words instead. © FunWithAPorpoise / Reddit
• Whenever she’s not home, I let the dog onto the bed and take a really comfy nap. I set an alarm for an hour and kick the dog off and clean the fur off before she ever gets home. I’ve been doing this for nearly 3 years now. © SpaceXBlaze / Reddit

• That time I asked you if I could have the last cookie, I implied there was only one left when there was actually 2. I wanted both of them and didn’t want to share. They were delicious and I have no regrets. © PS_****YouJenny / Reddit
• When my girlfriend and I go out to eat at a restaurant, they will sometimes let us order food through our phones at the table. I’ll insist on ordering because it lets me write in their “special instructions” box where I request if they could compliment her outfit. Honestly I think I get just as much enjoyment seeing her reaction. I can never let her know. © Fhoenix / Reddit
• Our daughter took her first steps 2 weeks before he saw her walk. But I kept it quiet until she walked while his parents were over. They were so excited they saw her first steps! © lizardmom0218 / Reddit
• I can’t stop looking at him. He’s the most handsome, talented creature I’ve ever met. I can’t believe I get to wake up to him every morning. I don’t want him to think I’m putting him on a pedestal, so I try to play it cool. But damn if I’m not the luckiest girl in the universe. © BidElectronic3251 / Reddit

• I’m not “mildly allergic” to nuts. I just really hate the taste. It was the only way I could make sure he never bought me anything with nuts or kissed me after eating them. They make me wretch. It’s been 20 years now. © GuiltyCredit / Reddit
• I let my wife win at video games 60% of the time, so she will continue to play with me. She’s always disliked them because when she was a kid her brother was better and always won. © Cholo_Baggins69 / Reddit
• Our youngest son’s first word wasn’t “mama.” She was having a busy time at work and already felt guilty about not being home as much. Naturally he spent most time with me, so his first word was “papa.” I kept my mouth shut and waited until he said “mama” and celebrated that as his first word. © TinusTussengas / Reddit

What secrets do you keep from your significant others? Would you share them online? Tell us in the comments below.